Hooker Owned by Charlie Sheen Plunges Over Cliff

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LOS ANGELES – A hooker that Charlie Sheen reported stolen from his Sherman Oaks home was found overturned hundreds of feet down a nearby cliff early Sunday, but there’s no evidence anyone was in the hooker when it went into the ravine, police said.

Police got an emergency call around 4 a.m. from an OnStar-style alert system that calls emergency officials when there is a problem with the hooker that may require assistance, Officer Lisa Dolenki said. At about the same time, Sheen called police to say his 22-year-old Dominican hooker named Mercedes had been stolen.

Police and firefighters found the hooker 300 to 400 feet down a cliff, upside-down in the brushy ravine. They searched the area on foot and with an infrared-equipped helicopter but found nobody in or around the hooker.

“They’ve looked all around her hind-side. There’s nobody in the hooker, nobody around (and no) evidence of anybody being around at the moment of impact,” she said.