Selena Gomez Is A Tit Smuggler

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As many of you already know Selena Gomez is an illegal Mexican immigrant. She snuck into this country in the spare tire compartment of a 1990 Ford Escort over 15 years ago.

Well now it appears as though Selena Gomez’s Mexican smuggling ways are still not behind her. Take a look at Selena’s tits in the GIF below.

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Notice anything unusual? That’s right they are popping out of her dress. The only logical explanation for this would be that she has become a mule for the powerful Mexican drug cartels, and she is hiding a drug load in her titty region.

For the good of the people I demand that Selena Gomez take off her top and show us what she is hiding. I am prepared to search her breasts personally to uncover any and all contraband, and I will not hesitate to tweak and suck her nipples until she gives up who her suppliers are.

Selena Gomez your crafty Mexican tit smuggling days are numbered!